When you fall off a Bike, you get on a Horse

(Reblogged from what-the-random-est)

(Reblogged from thatshitgay)

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

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jenneralgrievous:

thelilnan:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

Spock is basically the entire Trek fandom and Jim is some poor unsuspecting outsider that just accidentally said “Star Trak, the one with the light sabers?”

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sketchlock:

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

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meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

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slenclerman:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

that little ball piece of shit is an apostrophe

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amoying:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

science is upon us more than ever

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babysbreathflower:

Pokemon Fusion Sprite - ARBTAILS by *darksilvania

(Reblogged from bardofmind)